Submitted by admin on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 12:28.
Submitted by admin on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 14:04.
Submitted by admin on Wed, 06/03/2009 - 21:07.
Submitted by admin on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 11:18.
Submitted by admin on Wed, 05/20/2009 - 09:14.
"Yes" = No
"No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
"Sure, go ahead" = I don't want you to.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset you moron.
"We need to talk" = I need to complain.
"You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house
Submitted by admin on Tue, 05/19/2009 - 18:34.
Submitted by admin on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 13:48.
Submitted by admin on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 13:43.
