Angelina Jolie's Subservient Pull Toy

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Brad Pitt has gone from sexiest man alive to subservient, pitiful yes-man who does whatever his girlfriend says. Ever since he met Angelina, he seems to have completely forgotten his self-identity. Don’t believe us? Consider the following: Angelina wears dark clothes, and what do you know…..Brad has started wearing dark clothes. Angelina is a pilot….and SURPRISE! Brad wants to be a pilot.Angelina is a Goodwill Ambassador, now Brad wants to be a Goodwill Ambassador.AND…. the most obvious example of Brad’s spineless metamorphosis can be observed in how Angelina grabs his hand and leads the way at each and every photo op. Brad is a pull toy, a handsome man on wheels who tends and entertains the kids while Angelina dazzles.Curious about the shiny red button on the Pull Toy’s back? Press it and Pull Toy happily responds:”Yes dear.”"Whatever makes you happy, dear.”"I agree with you dear, excellent idea.”"