Girls before marriage look like Barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 years only Doll
After 3 years panaDoll
Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - Twice a night.
After - Twice a month.
Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac.
Before - Ricky & Lucy.
After - Fred & Ethel.
Before - Saturday Night Live.
After - Monday Night Football.
Before The Marriage
He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : NO! Don't ever think about it
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course!
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : NO! Why you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me?
He : Yes!
She : Will you hit me?
He : No way! i'm not such kind of person!
She : Can i trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top

