LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are. Women have their faults. Men have only two : Everything they say, Everything they do. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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